The Stig

If you watch Top Gear then you definitely will love the "Stig Quotes". Here are some of my favorites;

"Some say that his earwax tastes like Turkish delight, and that his toes are exactly the same shape as a woman’s nipples.. All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

Some say he knows three facts about ducks/geese. And none of them are correct. . All we know is; he’s called The Stig.

Some say if he went on Celebrity Love Island, they’d all be pregnant, including the cameramen and the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring. All we know is; he’s called The Stig."

Theres more at these links

Pure Clarkson [link]
I am the Stig [link]